Stellwerkbesetzer wachsen auch nicht auf den Bäumen. Ich würde den Job nichtmal für viel Geld machen wollen.

I suspect what you are calling a wire transfer is not actually the same thing as a SWIFT network wire transfer

That’s absolutely possible. Whenever I’m researching how to move moneys, I find that there’s a bit of a language barrier. When I say “wire transfer”, I’m trying to communicate a scheme by which I instruct my local bank to reduce the number of Euros in my bank account and somehow instruct the recipient’s bank to increase the number of Euros in the recipient’s bank account by the same amount. Specifically, I’m trying to communicate that there is no credit involved here. No end-of-moth balancing of a credit account, no sending money I don’t actually have.

I think what I mean is the “SEPA Instant Credit Transfer” as Wikipedia describes it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_Euro_Payments_Area#SEPA_Instant_Credit_Transfer). I am aware that this cannot possibly work with banks outside of SEPA. And these are also free-of-charge, as I said:

Since 2009 the European Union Regulation No 924/2009 […] regulation Article 1 […] states that an IBAN/BIC transfer within Single Euro Payments Area (SEPA) must not cost more than a national transfer […]. As of 2022, most European banks do not charge private customers for SEPA transfers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wire_transfer#European_Union

This only moves the question. What payment methods does the currency exchange accept? What are the transaction fees there? Also crypto is way to volatile for my liking. Crypto bros may claim that states can devalue currencies at any time, but ever since BTC was invented, the Euro has been orders of magnitude more stable than any cryptocurrency.

Wenn man fragt, was in einer Kultur normal oder akzeptiert ist, hilft es nicht, wenn einem ein anderer Ausländer seine Sicht darbietet.

Man kann durchaus in einem Krankenhaus im Sterben liegen, ohne dass da Handlungsbedarf besteht.

Kann es sein, dass du auf dem Spektrum bist?

Bei einer 8-, 12- oder 24-Stunden-Schicht gibt es auch mal Phasen, in denen nicht viel zu tun ist. In denen werden Verschnaufpausen toleriert. Es kommt ja niemand zu dir und quatscht dich voll, während gerade jemand auf dem Flur aktiv krepiert.

Obacht, manche haben eine andere Definition für Kollegen und Mitarbeiter. Die sagen, Kollegen seien dir gleich gestellt (ob du sie magst oder nicht), während Mitarbeiter dir immer unterstellt seien. Laut deren Auffassung hast du Mitarbeiter nur als leitender Chef oder leitender Angestellter.

No fees in Germany, neither for sending nor for receiving and the funds get transferred within seconds.

Another comment mentioned ACH, but that is not the same as a wire transfer.

Thanks for clarifying that. I just thought they used a technical term I was unaware of.

So how’s your diabetes going?

First time I read “incest border”. Time to lay off the pornhub.

If you accidentally wire the funds to the wrong account, there is no recourse.

Well, duh. That’s not what I’d call insecure. If you only accept a system as “secure” if it is resistant to any user error, then I propose you keep away from knives, cars, electricity, staircases, and basically everything.

You also didn’t provide any rationale for the “costs money” part of your statement.

The only thing GitHub can’t to is structure tickets. It would be nice to link issues together other than by referencing them.

No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.

I swear all their SQL is select * from *;

They weren’t making a generalist statement. They were complaining about management insisting on slapping AI everywhere.

[Edit: It does not and it is not. What the fuck are you talking about? Why do you think it’s insecure and what costs are associated with it?]

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Have you noticed that there are now three ways to enter block-formatted, monospace text?

Dies. Ich dachte, das wäre offensichtlicher…

From my quick internet search it seems that these “bank-issued” debit cards are all either a rebranded MasterCard or rebranded Visa. Both American companies. Given how unpredictable their government behaves recently, and how recklessly the banking sector has behaving for decades now, I would rather not rely on them for something as essential as my bank account.