Anon does some online shopping - eviltoast
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    Literally enshitification. Often when these companies focus on one aspects and not others, it leads to such results.

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    Buying things online in 2005 was certainly better. Ebay was a wild place. You’d get in bidding wars going a dollar at a time. Sometimes you’d walk away with a pretty great deal. Not like now how you’ll go to a garage sale and some dude wants retail for his 4 year golf clubs. That’s in large part due to fb marketplace. It’s straight ruined garage sale finds

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      Sorry, what exactly about Facebook marketplace? Too low prices, or too high? Or do you just mean the fact that theres no bidding on there? Haven’t been on there in a while so not sure what the correlation is.

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        Marketplace ruined (affordable) great garage sale finds.

        Now some girl will want 300 dollars for her 2 year old vacuume cause that’s what some moron actually paid

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          Before the internet there were still people who thought their stuff was worth more than it was. I do feel like garage sales in general though have declined so thats a bummer.

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    Rose tinted glasses. Shopping online in 2005 was absolutely not as simple as 3 clicks.

    you missed the part about broken links, pages that wouldnt load because of some random HTML error, oh, and the payment itself either getting rejected or otherwise not working for a long time.

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        The internet in the 2000s was like a WW1 Trenchline. Noise and graphic content everywhere and one wrong move could cost you life or limb.

        I dont exactly remember when it started getting “safer” because I think the same time the internet was getting safer to browse, a lot of Millenial and Zillenial kids were getting smarter and otherwise learning how to not get malware and worms on their PC

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          I remember arguing with my mum over a banner ad that said “congratulations you’re the 1000th person to visit this page, youve won 1million dollars”

          I was really young and I was like mum just put your card in here and get a million dollars its so easy and you always complain about having no money. Its not a scam we just got lucky.

          I am lucky neither of my parents had a credit card or any trust for computers.

          • DicJacobus@lemmy.world
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            I only fell for one of those maybe once or twice before I caught on. No money was lost though. just spam/adware

            I did manage to get scammed and have my habbo hotel account stolen though, I was also a stupid kid.

  • sturger@sh.itjust.works
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    19 hours ago

    2025 Got to Online Store Type “toilet paper” in search bar. Instead of simply saying, “Sorry, we have no toilet paper” they expect you to scroll through 50,000 variations of “toilet seats”, “toilets”, “toilet brushes”, “paper”, “paper toilets”, “paper brushes” only to finally discover there are no entries for “toilet paper”, etc. and discover for yourself that they have no toilet paper.

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    OP just has crap internet. It absolutely does not take noticeable amount of time for JavaScript to download.

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      I experience the “search box deselected after starting to type” problem on Amazon pretty much every time I use it, even if I have the page up for several minutes before starting to use it. Its like the search box.is specifically designed to fuck with me.

      Multiple platforms, multiple browsers, it’s like they dont have anyone actually looking at their UX.

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    • 2025
    • Go to any website
    • uBlock Origin
    • No ads and cookie banners
    • Some AI chat assistant named Jill on the bottom right corner
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    The fake chats all seem to use the exact same image too. Apparently this one woman works for dozens of support sites if you were to believe she was real in the first place.

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      Likely because those sites are built by the same provider.

      I work for a car dealership and all of the other dealerships of the same brand in our region use the same family of providers, We -used- to have the faces of real employees pop up on the chat thing until they got too busy to handle it

      now its the same stock photo of a person who likely doesnt even exist

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    I’ll enshrine this post it encapsulates something that I always struggled to put into words.

    And, the sites end up eating battery.

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    11 hours ago

    Honestly that EU cookie legislation does more harm than good.

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      No, it forces people to actively take a stand about the surveillance and exploitation of your data. Without it those things just happens automatically (they still do of course, but not in the form of cookies at least).

      Anyway, get the consent-o-matic extension for your browser, it seriously lessens the annoyance, although companies are beginning to take notice of it and are making attempts at circumventing it.

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      how??? I mean, really now? How does the GDPR cause harm? I mean, it harms the greedy marketing corporations and data farmings, but that’s good.

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      No, this is malicious compliance bullshit. About as clever as a three year old asking if dolly can have a sweetie instead

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      19 hours ago

      yeah cause you cant get one at your local best buy anymore, but someone will certainly harrass you into trying to buy a smart TV

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      Not with a good ad and annoyances blocker. I reformatted my hard drive recently and the few pages I had to visit before installing that really opened my eyes to how bad it is, and how most people just live with it being. Hadn’t experienced much of any of these the past several years, and it has gotten a lot worse since I did. I’ve noticed that most people I know who are not that tech-savvy have stopped going to websites or even trying anything online other than a very small selection of apps, and now that makes total sense.

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      It’s just literally an average online experience.

      I am going to refute that claim as I don’t see monitors falling out of windows everyday.
      And I am pretty sure people are doing “online” stuff.

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      I came here to say this. Often times the pop ups are so bad that I just leave the site. Its almost never worth it

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    This is the reason why I had a long and bloody fight regarding the homepage of the company I work at. And I won.

    Management wanted a new homepage, marketing wanted the homepage to be - and this is a citation - “Emotional!!! And we want ENGAGEMENT!!!” (For context: We are building industrial machinery).

    Marketing got an external offer (behind my back) and a mockup of the homepage based on React with animations and an dynamic background which turned every PC we looked at it with into a space heater. And they wanted to spend > 15 k € on it.

    I - as something yanks would call a CTO - said no.

    Everything turned quiet “Emotional!!!” for a couple of months, but in the end I won with the argument that we are building FUCKING BORING INDUSTRIAL MACHINERY, our costumers seldom change and if so, they are also from some big boring industrial company who already know us because we are in this business since Ugh, the first CEO chiseled the first iteration of our landmark product with a flintstone in 15000 BC.

    The rebuild of the homepage resulted in something that is quiet nice looking… but that can also work perfectly fine in fucking DILLO!

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      Yeah good call, idek your company, site, or industry, and I don’t need to. As someone who has to deal with the same shit from a customer perspective I can’t hate it enough.

      Professional websites should all aspire to be like McMaster-Carr’s, “you know why you are here why should we bug you with bullshit, now what size roll pins did you need?” Literally one of my favorite websites of all time, no muss no fuss.

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      Way back in 2001 when Adobe flash was the exciting new thing on the web, I was the network/firewall admin for the data-center hosting the company website. I didn’t get to argue about the site itself, since they had Microsoft in to do that. I did win the argument against the Microsoft engineers wanting to put the site outside the firewall for “performance”. Needless to say my ass was on the line if performance was impacted.

      Sure enough, the big launch day arrives, the Superbowl adds run, and the complaints all start coming in about how terribly the site was performing. They beat the hell out of it in the lab, so they knew with absolute certainty that the firewall was to blame. Lots of higher-ups were suddenly aware that I existed, which is never a good thing for a network admin.

      I dove into troubleshooting and had my answer in less than ten minutes. The front page was a monstrosity made entirely of flash that displayed nothing until the entire page loaded - graphics and all. That worked well enough on a high speed network but, back in 2001, most people at home were on dialup. A little quick math on the size of the download had it taking over 40 seconds to just see the front page.

      The site got a really rapid rewrite, and I was off the hook.

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    Open browser

    Browser demands updates

    All extensions update simultaneously. Each opens its own tab to proudly announce bug fixes for bugs you never noticed.

    Close ten tabs you didn’t open

    Miss one. It autoplays a video ad.

    Type in search bar. Autocomplete offers suggestions that are 5 years old, NSFW, or both.

    Search for a product. Top results: Ads. Sidebar: Ads. Bottom: Ads. An actual organic result is wedged between an ad and a newsletter signup modal.

    Click real-looking result. Redirected to a shady dropshipper site.

    Back button doesn’t work. It reloads the same scam page five times. You lose the original tab somewhere in a pile of redirects.

    Click Amazon link. It’s a new seller with the business name “USB_Cable_Amazon_Partner_Official.” 13,000 reviews. All 5 stars.

    Try to read reviews. Most are for the wrong product. Many are AI-generated gibberish. The rest complain about shipping.

    Add to cart. You are not logged in.

    Log in.

    CAPTCHA challenge: Pick all the traffic lights. Traffic lights are 1 pixel wide. One is technically a lamppost. Verification failed.

    2 factor authentication push. By the time you get the authenticator open, the session expired. Start over.

    Try to close browser. Are you sure you want to close 37 tabs?”

    Yes. It crashes.

    Reopens all 37 tabs next launch.

    Give up and use your phone

    4 popups, fingerprint required, and every link jumps when the page loads because of delayed ad banners.

    App store ad appears for the site you’re already on

    Clicking “x” opens the ad anyway.

    You close the phone browser

    Go outside

    Get a push notification: “You left items in your cart.”

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      I once responded to one of those “you have items in your cart” emails that I received like a mere half hour after finishing browsing with a “fuck off”, and a short while later somebody responded and said some things and ended with “same to you too”

      I immediately replied and said oh wow a real person replied, don’t take it personally, it was directed at the automatic message.

      they started berating me and telling me that I should just unsubscribe if I don’t want the emails (that I never fucking subscribed to in the first place???), and then deleted my account and banned me from the store, it seems. I tried to buy something over half a year later, but it was declined without reason, and support told me it was “flagged for fraud” and didn’t elaborate

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      I think it’s interesting that in 2005, the internet had a ton of popups and scammy ads that told you “you just won a free iPod!” and everyone knew that was a thing. There was even a gag about it in Scary Movie 3 (2003):

      Yet you don’t hear people complain about that as much today. It’s like so much of the internet has been cordoned off into walled gardens that most users don’t see pages out in the open.

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        Those popups were so prolific that all browser developers responded by implementing popup blockers.

        Which kind of led to the absolute mess of banner ads (and the adblockers created in response) that we still have today. I dare you to deactivate your adblocker on any of the major (commercial) news sites.

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          I also recall not a single one of those builtin popup blockers working as intended, random popups would show up anyway. Hell, that feature still leads to annoyances when a site actually needs to open a new window (happens with some internal systems being used where I work)

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      You missed scroll hijacking because reinventing how things move on the screen is important for some reason?

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        Because phones. The reason behind fucking up scrolling is phones. Swipe upwards once and get the next pretty animated scrolling to the precise place, wooo!

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      One trick for the “back button doesn’t work” is to right click it and select the page you want to go back to from that list.

      Though I do wish back buttons worked on clicks rather than loads or anything a site can override with javascript. I hate the sites that treat scrolling to the next article as a new page. It trains me to not scroll to the next one, even if it looks interesting, because they fuck with my browser like that (even though I can work around it, fuck them for the attempt).